Thanks to Sharon Wienbar, a director of BA Venture Partners, the venture capital arm of Bank of America. Familiar with the ‘Day in the Life…’ format, she forwarded eFinancialCareers this spoof email that has been circulating Silicon Valley’s VC community.

Wienbar says the original author is an anonymous CEO of a venture-backed startup firm; the email has been edited for profanity

For: eFinancial Careers